GSL hits the Facebook, claims to be God's Greatest Creation: "Gross and incredibly elucidating of GSL's mentality"

In a novel marketing strategy, GSL Enterprises has launched a campaign to target the young and the young at heart by exposing itself on the Facebook, an online social networking site. The company, on advice from Dr. Amar Pastel, created a profile and a group to reach out to the underutilized youth market.

However, reactions have been largely negative, to the surprise of the company. Their group was largely unpopular and received harsh criticism due to the egocentric and arrogant language. The site read.

"GSL is God's Greatest Creation"

This group was created to pay tribute to GSL Enterprises. We are often overlooked for our tremendous contribution to not only our industry, but the entire universe and all that is encompasses. We are first and foremost beautiful human beings; we carry ourselves with pride and dignity and deserve nothing but the best that this world has to offer. We are intelligent, constantly break new boundaries and continue to redefine what strength and perseverance truly mean. We are caring and always remember that family, friends, and love are essential to our lives and the lives that we aspire to have. We come in all different shapes and sizes, all different shades, from all different places around the globe. We our often imitated, but never, and I mean never duplicated. We are truly God's Greatest Creation! If you like this description of GSL or would like to pay homage to GSL Enterprises, please request to join the group.

User comments have been especially harsh. Commenting is ongoing and GSP will provide a summary when the activity dies down.

GSL Enterprises is maintaining their profile and group, on Pastel's consultation. Upper management are willing to stay the course, under the presumption that any press is good press.

GSP reports.

GSL Public Service Announcement: There is nothing in this world that is that funny.

Have you ever woken up from a deep sleep at 3am to unrelenting squeals of laughter and clapping coming through the drywall? Have you ever been on a Chinatown bus, and been forcibly witness to a cellphone conversation, replete with whoops, primal screams of pleasure, and claps?

Well, over the past year, I have been privy to these situations, and I have asked myself, what can possibly be that funny?

The fact that Latavia said that Laquisha's butt is the largest in the world when in fact Latavia's butt is the largest in the world, is not that funny. Perhaps intentional contradictions such as these are slightly funny but not to the extent that they justify unregulated expressions of pleasure that must and always disturb my Zen.

I choose to concern myself with existence, choosing the correct way to live, and striving to be the best person I can be. Birth, life, death, they are all serious. Why laugh? Why not try showing respect where respect is due?

Perhaps in a Platonic Universal Sphere, in which Ultimate Perfection and perhaps Perfect Funiness reigns, there is something that is that funny, in essence and in itself. But in this imperfect, perceptible world, there cannot possibly be something that is that funny.

I am just not a fun guy.