Chamorette scientifically proven to be delicious, not recommended for Asians

Springfield MA (GSP). In a landmark clinical trial set to be released in July 2007, the new chamomile cigarette device, a brainchild of GSL Enterprises and several tobacco companies, has shown that children and adults enjoy the product, it is highly addictive and surprisingly delicious. The taste of the product is likely due to the light spicy Indian tinge that chamomile is known for. The health effects of Chamorette are still not known.

Chamorette is not recommended for Asian men, as they will likely reduce the sexy mass appeal of the product and thus reduce sales among markets who actually have money and may provide a networking sales effect.

Chamorette is set for mass distribution in late June 2007.