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Thursday, March 29, 2007

Photo found in Pastel Panty case, mysterious woman revealed

Burbank CA (GSP). In an odd twist of the so-called Pastel Panty Puzzle case that has captured the attention of millions around the country, police authorities in Burbank have announced they have a breaking lead in cracking the case.

With the buzz stretching from New York to California, a photo was released of a mysterious woman who appears to be kayaking. Authorities claim that the photo was discovered on a digital camera once owned by Pastel and have indicated that they have strong evidence that the woman in the picture may be the owner of the soiled panties found in Pastel’s hotel room. Prosecutors are standing by until sufficient evidence is produced and the owner of the panties is found since visitors were prohibited in Pastel’s hotel room, as indicated by the hotel’s occupancy policies.

The mystery woman is being sought with what appears to be limited identification, based on the photo. Former NC district attorney Michael Nifong offered this analysis, “A single picture of the back of a woman’s head is not enough to identify the perpetrator, nor locate her. However, sometimes less is more, as seen in my illustrious career, if you know what I mean.”

However, Nifong did not mention the other facets to the case that have the legal behemoth against Pastel steam rolling along. There are forensic geneticists evaluating the genetic organic material (hair, juices, fecal matter) and bacteria found in the crotch and anal area of the crusty panties; online polls which offer Pastel fans a chance to sound in on how they think own the soiled feminine wear; and expert lawyers and investigators poking holes in Pastel’s alibis and scrutinizing his public activity.

While the photo is difficult to interpret right now, experts believe this may be the break authorities have been looking for to nail Pastel for his sexual and hospitality industry indiscretions.

Exclusive coverage will continue on GSL Enterprises news site.

The aforementioned photo revealing the mysterious woman thought to be linked to the soiled panties of Dr. Amar Pastel. Persons with any information about this woman should call the Burbank Police Department immediately. All callers will be automatically entered in a raffle and could win a gift package valued at over $100.

3 Comments:

  • dude, so she's blonde? i would have though she would be indian.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:36 AM  

  • Here in the Upper East Side Dr. Pastel also goes by Dr. Love Cake since Amar means Love in Spanish, while Pastel means Cake. I believe he feels very pimpish with this nickname.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:39 AM  

  • where's the update? when are we going to find out? i want to find out how hot she is.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:52 AM  

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