Pastel Hospitalized After Serious Laundry Accident

Rancho Palos Verdes CA (GSP). In the local Hospice Care Center, Dr. Amar Pastel, famed GSL embalmist, is quietly recovering from a dangerous clothing-related accident that has left his left knee destroyed and capacity to walk hampered.

According to residents of the apartment building Pastel resides in, he was carrying a load of his dirty underpants from his studio apartment to the basement laundry facility when the accident occurred. While only one attractive Asian woman named Chan happened to see him fall, several speculation accounts have emerged on blogs and mass media around the world, merely hours after Pastel’s tumble.

Experts believe Pastel injured himself while carrying a heavy load not commensurate to his strength. According to kinesiology expert Matthew Goldfinger, "Because of Pastel’s penchant for watching television and eating cheese and mustard sandwiches made with white bread, his body was in a state of severe atrophy caused by extended periods of inactivity." Trying to lift a basket of dirty underpants was just too much.” Goldfinger made his remarks after demonstrating the fall using Lego blocks and a hamster representing Amar in a press conference sponsored by GSL Enterprises.

Goldfinger cautioned and advised all men to not do their own laundry, and rather let their girlfriends or wives do it. If you don’t have a girlfriend, at least get in the gym and workout so an embarrassing laundry-related injury does not occur.

Pastel is expected to recover by means of a rehabilitation program which places him at the foot of a staircase with friends standing at the next level, taunting him like a dog to "make it to the top, boy!"