Attn: GSL Public Service Announcement

Attention people of the United States & The World. Football players are disproportionately taking all of our women. What chance does the world have of genetic variety and natural selection if football players take all of our women and reduce the gene pool to a narrow range of perfect genes, rendering the world tall, good-looking, and strong? Women can't help but flirt with these perfect athletic specimens. And they WILL ALWAYS cheat on you with them and/or be inseminated. Watch your lady, before it's too late.

Same goes for Amar dancing. Shaking his hips and displaying dazzling footwork.