Pastel Gets X’ed by Jamie Kennedy

Hollywood CA (GSP). Dr. Amar Pastel, famous embalmer-in-chief of GSL Enterprises Funeral Services Division, found himself the victim of a prank by the comedian Jamie Kennedy, on the show "JKX: The Jamie Kennedy Experiment."

Kennedy, disguised as an elderly male corpse named Dickon, was brought into the GSL Deceased Makeover Headquarters to be prepared for what was to be his visitation service. Confederates (cast members of the show “JKX”) posed as distraught family members who lamented that Dickon passed away before he ever knew the love of a man, particularly an Indian man, which was a dying wish of his.

The fix was in, and as Dr. Pastel scrubbed down Kennedy’s body with antiseptics and detergents (a public health precaution mandated for all handling of corpses), “Dickon” popped an erection. Pastel, understandably, was taken aback initially, but began behaving oddly: pacing around the room, muttering about condoms and how “these thoughts were happening again.” Conceding that his behavior may be construed as lascivious and necrophilic, he insisted that he was simply under pressure, stressed and actually never noticed the fact that Dickon had an erection, let alone was even alive.

Kennedy eventually came clean in a friendly way and let Pastel know that he had been X’ed, calling him a "Junkyard Dawg" and complimenting his firm, yet delicate, skills scrubbing and sponging clean a naked dead man’s body.

GSL Enterprises had no comment on the prank and have only said that Pastel will receive mental health therapy and administrative leave until he can recover from an undisclosed illness.