GSL Contemplates New Operations Expansion; Ruthless Strategy

New York NEW YORK (GSP). After a period of relative inactivity and quiet, GSL Enterprises has been in secret deliberations since late last night with talks that are expected to completely reinvigorate the wildly successful company. While details are scarce, anonymous insiders have suggested that GSL will soon offer a “professional revenge” service, for those who were slighted by the bourgeoisie class and upper-crust bullies. Since GSL Enterprises was built up from blue-collar Asian beginnings and largely deliver quality chamomile consumer products to the working class, they have had trouble breaking through to the upper class segment. Instead of new marketing strategies to target this group, insiders have indicated that GSL executives will simply “take it out of their ass” as a form of retribution. One secretary, who asked to remain anonymous, said, “Buchanan and Nguyen are done fucking around. Its pay-back time and I pity those on the other end of the stick. They are good guys, especially Buchanan, and they’ve been pushed around one time too many. Its time GSL Enterprises was held in the appropriate regard.”

GSL Enterprises has been known for its ruthless, yet legal, business practices that have led to unprecedented success. However, given the company’s humble beginnings in Akron, Ohio and Napanee, Ontario, the established elite of business have failed to take the company seriously, with huge financial and public relations losses. With GSL's reported increased desire to completely take over the market and acquire these larger firms, simply to put them out of business, it will be interesting to see how long it will take before GSL finally is satisfied with its place in North American business.