Pastel Models Innovative GSL Diapers for India

Stratford, GBR (GSP). GSL Enterprises, as predicted, is set to penetrate the adult diaper market in mainland India. Announcement of the plans came in England today, as GSL posterboy, Dr. Amar Pastel, modeled the adult underwear before a sea of reporters.

Pastel was unusually happy and seemed to enjoy spreading his legs to demonstrate the superior flexibility and moisture control of GSL’s newly designed adult diaper. When asked about why he was so proud to model geriatric undergarments, he said he played a major role in the research and development. GSL heads Elmo Buchanan and Curtis Ng confirmed this claim, saying that “we couldn’t have developed this cutting edge absorption material without Pastel’s blood, sweat, tears, [urine] and [fecal matter]. Literally.”

Pastel concluded his fashion show by soiling himself and rolling around on the catwalk to show that no feces can leak out, and that those proud of their smelly mess can indulge themselves with GSL’s unique and patented “AromAmplifier”.

Few reporters made it to the end of Pastel’s fashion show.