Pastel Considers Self-Performed Plastic Surgery

Times Square, NY (GSL). People magazine alleged today that Dr. Pastel of GSL corporate fame is considering pectoral implants for himself. This is in connection with several key informants of relation to Pastel who have suggested that he, while drunk, has said he emulates Patrick Swazye developing strategies on how to perform surgery to make himself look like the Dirty Dancing star. The surgery involves inserting semi-solid silicone implants into the pectoral cavity. Pastel has little experience performing plastic surgery on living flesh.