Pastel Challenges No-Liquid Airplane Rule

LAX, Los Angeles (GSP). An expose aired on Weekends with Maury Povich and Connie Chung highlighted the new Liquid Ban on international carry-on flights. The chilling insights from the program stirred up the real inconveniences this causes to airplane travelers. One notable incident covered was that of Dr. Pastel, flying into Los Angeles from his annual 2-week vacation to the Taj Mahal in Chandaghar, India. When asked to remove and discared two large plastic bottles protruding from his blue Jansport backpack, Pastel became visibly irritated. He started chanting that no airline has the right to discard the wonderfully delightfully refreshingly taste of Red GSL Rasberry-Infuzed Zero Calorie Chamomile sport drink. When asked what the yellow liquid in the other bottle was, Pastel said "none of your business" and tried to escape LAX security. He was tackled and arrested on the charges of "transport of bodily fluids not of your own."