Magazine Reveals Pastel kicked out of American Greetings

San Francisco, CA (GSP). Dog Fancy magazine, a premier canine publication for middle-aged 'stay at home moms,' published a shocking article this month about Dr. Pastel, famed deputy administration assistant for GSL Enterprises. The article states Pastel interned at American Greetings one summer while an undergraduate at the University of the Punjab. Although a talented greeting writer, especially with 'get well soon' limericks, the magazine alleges that Pastel was fired from his internship for crossing the lines of what a greeting can and can not do. Martha Gedleheim of American Greetings is quoted saying "That dirty Mexican Pastel came up with anti-American greetings, mis-using time-loved traditions such as Thanksgiving and blaming the pilgrims for genocide, something we all know the Indians did against our forefathers ." Curtis Nyugan was asked about his knowledge of Pastel's engagement. His response was "that's odd."