Pastel's rules for winning meets criticism

New York, NY (GSP). In this month's issue, Fortune magazine released Dr. Pastel's New Rules for Winning: the Age After Jack Welch. Following GSL Enterprises' stunning success that has had little to do with himself, Dr. Pastel was interviewed on what it takes to make it to the top and why Jack Welch's rules for business success no longer apply in today's marketplace. Pastel lists three rules that echo his management philosophy.

1: Don't get mad: get even.
2: Don't get mad: get everything.
3: Don't get mad: take a deep breath, take a walk, pet a dog, and have some ice-cream.

Criticsm from CNBC and the Wall Street Journal down the line to the Akron Lakes Community Newsletter say the same thing: Dr. Pastel ripped off a time-old aphorism, then stole Ivanka Trump's famous saying, then made up a weirdo rule. Expect managers in the 21st century to stick to Welch's Six Sigma tried-&-true philosophy and not adopt Dr. Pastel's.