Pastel pleased JonBenet case solved

Akron OH (GSP). Dr. Rama Pastel has announced today that he is pleased that John Mark Karr has confessed to the murder of JonBenet Ramsey, a crime that has remained unsolved for over a decade. While Pastel has no vested interest in the case or connections with the victim or her family, he commented that it is “a good thing” that Karr was caught and remarked that JonBenet’s death was “tragic,” while reading news headlines in his side cubicle. Pastel has since been placed under a gag order by GSL Enterprises CEOs until he promises not to abuse the press release procedures generally reserved for GSL-oriented business updates. GSL employee robots are exempt.