Pastel Considers Changing his Name

Akron OH (GSP). Dr. Pastel announced this morning that he is considering a name change while on a local radio station. Pastel said on the "DJ Snazzy Snap and Mighty Mouse Morning Show" by telephone, that he is considering changing his name to "Malcolm Akbar Mustafa", so as not to be "some fool named Grady." The producers for station 101 "The Hawg" have confirmed Pastel's statements. They told reporters from Reuters that for no reason at all Pastel said a couple of times "Dum-dum-didday."

Pastel released a statement that he just feels like "more of a Malcolm Akbar Mustafa", instead of a previous pseudonym "Shecky Shebazz" which he used during a brief stint as a stand-up comedian.

GSL bigwigs have denied that Pastel is going to change his name, since they own the rights to Pastel's name, physical appearance and thoughts. They said, "Pastel can say whatever he wants. But he is not changing his name. He is the perfect Amar."

Pastel has previously spoken about changing his name to "T-Bone," "Big Zeke," "Dimeji" and "Derek" but has never received recognition for any of these. Peers have once called him "Koko" in reference to the monkey that does sign language, and later "Gammy" (simply because maybe there should be a "Gammy") but both names lasted approximately two days, when Pastel began crying.