Pastel School of Management

Mumbai, India (GSP). Dr. Pastel of GSL Enterprises fame has donated 300 million Rupees to fund and chair the new University of the Punjab, Pastel School of Management. This new institution will draw the finest students throughout the Punjabi region and prepare them for management of the world's largest emerging economy behind China. The school will teach from both Case-study based American and theoretical British Colonial business models. The current core curriculum will include Accounting 104: Accounting is my life (making student eligble for Junior CPA); Finance 107: Commericial Banking for Elementary Students; Investment Management 200: Blowing your companies money on the Chicago Bulls; and Management 300: how to get 1 billion lazy Indians to work because China is kicking your asses. The first class is scheduled for Fall 2007.