Fox News alleges Pastel creates Fake Business News

New York, NY (GSP). Business Weekly on Fox News charged Dr. Pastel of GSL Enterprises today for using the Gymshorts Press today to create "fake business news" that misleads American and International investors. This is following several accounts of investors using GSP news to make bad investments based on "faulty or just plain fake news." Richard Cypress of Blodding, OH has told Fox News that he invested his entire retirement on shares of watered GSL stock in response to "fake reports of profit growth and higher divedend yields." Fox News also charges Dr. Pastel for not conforming to GAAP accounting regulations and simply faking financial statements for public investors and tax evasion. Both the SEC and IRS are investigating Junior CFO Pastel's actions. Pastel is a graduate of Mt. Sinai Medical School and has played in several non-season minor league baseball games in right field.