GSL Reveals Chamomile Ice Cubes, Pastel-Focused Market Strategy

Akron OH (GSP). Dr. Pastel hosted a news conference this morning declaring the expansion of GSL Enterprises highly successful chamomile division to new products. The product released today was chamomile-flavored ice cubes, to add some kick to hot summer drinks, or cold winter mugs of tea. Pastel claimed the ice cubes surpassed all expectations in focus groups and targeted market segments.

Touted as the first "flavor-injected" ice cubes, Pastel remarked how the "taste is locked in with sub-zero freezing, sealing in the flavor and natural juices." The cubes will be called "CHAM-COLD-CUBES Beta", or "C-cubed-B".

Marketing strategies include billboards of Pastel rubbing the chamomile-flavored ice cubes on his nipples in an ostensible display of S&M kinky sex with another man, with the slogan, "Got Some?"