BREAKING NEWS: Woman Apprehended in Pastel Panty Scandal; Identity Still Unknown
World anxiously awaiting identity of wet panty owner
New York, NY (GSP). In a surprise announcement, police have apprehended the chief suspect in the media-dubbed, Pastel Panty Puzzle early this morning.
The individual, a woman described only as blond in her mid-twenties, was arrested late Sunday night and brought to the precinct for fingerprinting and questioning. Her bond was set at $50,000. Her identity is expected to be revealed sometime Monday afternoon. A detective working on the case said, "We are about 95% sure we have our girl."
The Pastel Panty Puzzle is centered on beleaguered GSL Enterprises embalmer Dr. Amar Pastel. In early March, he was suspected of violating hotel occupancy regulations for single rooms after a pair of soiled panties were found in the sheets of the bed. Police have been frantically searching for the owner of the panties. If the suspected owner is charged, it may lead to further legal troubles for Dr. Pastel. If Pastel is convicted for violation of hotel occupancy laws and possession of hazardous female undergarments, he faces up to 8 years in prison and a maximum $100,000 fine and apologies.
Dr. Pastel did not return several calls. GSL Enterprises issued a press release declaring a gag order for all employees, "in order to protect Pastel's innocence, or guiltiness." Relatedly, Dr. Pastel's mother has expressed disappointment and shame in her famous son.
Further developments will be reported as they occur by GSP.
New York, NY (GSP). In a surprise announcement, police have apprehended the chief suspect in the media-dubbed, Pastel Panty Puzzle early this morning.
The individual, a woman described only as blond in her mid-twenties, was arrested late Sunday night and brought to the precinct for fingerprinting and questioning. Her bond was set at $50,000. Her identity is expected to be revealed sometime Monday afternoon. A detective working on the case said, "We are about 95% sure we have our girl."
The Pastel Panty Puzzle is centered on beleaguered GSL Enterprises embalmer Dr. Amar Pastel. In early March, he was suspected of violating hotel occupancy regulations for single rooms after a pair of soiled panties were found in the sheets of the bed. Police have been frantically searching for the owner of the panties. If the suspected owner is charged, it may lead to further legal troubles for Dr. Pastel. If Pastel is convicted for violation of hotel occupancy laws and possession of hazardous female undergarments, he faces up to 8 years in prison and a maximum $100,000 fine and apologies.
Dr. Pastel did not return several calls. GSL Enterprises issued a press release declaring a gag order for all employees, "in order to protect Pastel's innocence, or guiltiness." Relatedly, Dr. Pastel's mother has expressed disappointment and shame in her famous son.
Further developments will be reported as they occur by GSP.
posted by GSL Enterprises at
8:26 AM
3 Comments:
Is this for real? Its really weird.
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Anonymous, at 9:42 AM
who is it already!
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Anonymous, at 10:40 AM
rama: identify yourself!
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Anonymous, at 7:14 PM
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