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Friday, April 13, 2007

Individual questioned in panty scandal; replica of panties released

Fort Worth, TX (GSP). A young woman was questioned today in the media-dubbed "Pastel Panty Puzzle" because of alleged ties to the embittered GSL embalmer, Dr. Amar Pastel. Her identity is not known, but a file photo released today by police is shown below despite a request to not publish the picture.

Amid controversy, GSP's decision to publish the photo is based on the reader's right to know the truth above petty police demands.

Police have stressed that this woman is not the owner of the panties, despite being extremely attractive. She is merely being questioned because it is believed she has strong leads that may point to the owner of the large, sweaty and crusty panties. Police have also released a replica of the panties (pictured above) with the comment, "imagine lots of flaky yellow stains that render the material stiff and crusty." Forensic undergarment experts have worked diligently to prepare the replica, excluding the stains and flakes. Police constable on the case is quoted, saying, "whoever owned these had to know what they were doing. They didn't just soil these panties. They enjoyed soiling these panties."

Pastel was arraigned earlier last month but charges have been dropped pending further evidence and apprehension of suspects who may have owned the panties. It is expected an announcement will be made any day now.




GSP Photo. Woman questioned in ownership of soiled panties found illegally in Dr. Pastel's hotel room.

4 Comments:

  • under the freedom of information act, to whom do i address to receive a copy of this police report?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:19 AM  

  • you can contact your local police department and ask for the "Pastel Panty Puzzle" documents.

    All municipal police departments in the continental US have an inventory of reports, evidence and compromising pictures. Tell them it is filed under "Humiliating Indian Criminals Case Files".

    Feel free to pass along. None are confidential.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:35 AM  

  • that's so bad.
    boo on yoo!
    ~sarah

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:23 PM  

  • amar better email vandana.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:20 PM  

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