EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS: Pastel Panty Owner Identified, Arrested

Camilla Featherstone, 23, identified as owner of panties (GSP Photo/NYPD)

New York NY (GSP). Police have announced today in an exclusive press conference that the suspected owner of the filthy panties found in Dr. Amar Pastel's hotel room has been apprehended, arrested, incarcerated and confessed to ownership.

Ms. Featherstone, 23, said she is indeed the slippery owner of the filthy panties and that she and Dr. Pastel had sex for the first time that fateful and untoward night at the Hyatt, thereby violating hotel occupancy rules. The case was tricky and difficult to crack since Featherstone exiled herself in a food court bathroom at The Jamaica Estates Galleria Mall, in order to avoid authorities. She learned about the ongoing progress of the case from newspapers left in bathroom stalls and managed to live off fallen French fries, used gum, toilet water and ice for 4 weeks. She became concerned for her own safety and that of her family’s when she saw the released photo of her kayaking from Pastel’s digital camera.

According to Featherstone, she and Pastel began their affair in early 2007, after meeting at the local Arby’s next to GSL headquarters in Akron. Pastel soon began to leave her sexy messages and offered to pay for her flights to New York for vacations. Featherstone alleges that Pastel “made an offer she couldn’t refuse” and accompanied him on the trip to the Grand Hyatt in New York. She revealed sordid details about how the panties became soiled, by the demands of Pastel, yet admitted that she had consented and rather enjoyed her night of passion with Pastel and the panties. Shortly after she made her statement, she said she has requested the panties back, since they were hers and that she was interested in sniffing them to remember Pastel and that night. Featherstone said that she and Dr. Pastel are in love.

Featherstone’s bond is set at $400,000 and legal experts anticipate her being a key witness in nailing Pastel for his violation of hotel occupancy rules.

Dr. Amar Pastel has been world-renowned for his embalming skills and is employed by funeral service and chamomile products giant GSL Enterprises. Pastel could not be reached for comment. He is expected to be arrested within days.