Dr. Pastel hospitalized for severe nasal congestion

Frimfrale, OH (GSP). Frimfale Hospital announced this afternoon that Dr. Amar Pastel, famed chief-resident embalmer and Hindi translator for GSL Enterprises was hospitalized with what was diagnosed as severe nasal congestion.

According to the hospital release, Pastel's sinuses were drained and he is resting comfortably in the hospital. Doctors expect him to make a full recovery. The congestion was thought to be caused by extreme allergies and extended periods of intense lethargy.

Friends of Pastel were relieved, saying "I hope now he can come out to parties with us or at least talk on the phone. There should be no excuses for avoiding us now." They plan to donate the slippery secretions to the local zoo to be fed to aardvarks and llamas.

Frimfale is home to the largest concentration of GSL employees, both living and robotic, with over 30,000 individuals working for the funeral services division of GSL Enterprises. Several are happy the prognosis for Pastel is good.

High-protein nasal congestion removed from the sinuses of Dr. Amar Pastel will be fed to animals at the local zoo. (GSP/File photo).