Pastel Tossed from Theater, Slapped with Indecency Charges

Portland OR (GSP). Trouble continues for beleaguered Dr. Amar Pastel of GSL Enterprises, this time highlighting his bizarre personal habits. Allegedly, Pastel tried to sneak into a showing of the hit movie "The Devil Wears Prada" late last night and had to be forcibly removed from the premises by a theatre attendant after unruly behavior. The attendant said, "I had no idea that was the Dr. Pastel when I threw him out. He looked so dirty and smelled so bad and was only wearing a trenchcoat." She added, "Besides from this weird incident, it was a slow night. It was just weird." She was met with a hero's welcome at her high school when she returned to class this morning.

Police have laid indecency charges and a separate "misdemeanor obscenity" charge against Pastel. The entire incident was reminiscent of the Paul Reuben (Pee-Wee Herman) scandal in the early 90s.

Whether this will effect GSL Enterprises remains to be seen. It is possible that Pastel's reputation will be forever tarnished and his life will be reduced to a cruel punchline.