GSL Enterprises Employee Steals Secret Chamomile Recipe, tries to sell to Pepsi

Washington, DC (GSP). The FBI reports today that a GSL employee, Robot #348, has attempted to sell GSL Enterprises's secret Essence of Chamomile Lotion to Pepsi Co. The robot was apprehended before the sale was complete. The employee, allegedly, logged into top executive Dr. Pastel's Macintosh computer, and downloaded a recipe only known to 4 high-level executies onto his zipdrive. This scandal is being touted as the largest corporate espionage act in recent years.