IT Consultants Recommend Aggressive Technology Restructuring

Boston, MA (GSP). Senior IT stategy consultant, Elmo Buchanan has recommended today that GSL Enterprises should utilize robots in all areas of production and service. Never an old-fashioned company, GSL Enterprises is constantly abreast of technology developments that increase efficiency and cut down on human resources. Operation analysts are working around the clock to determine which areas robots can replace people. The goal stated by Junior CFO, Dr. Pastel, is to eliminate 95% of human jobs and replace with cuddly robots. Robots will receive competitive benefits packages, including medical/dental, 2-week paid vacations, guaranteed raise of 3% annual. At the end of the stack-o-cards presentation, Buchanan stated "If robots work for Intel and the Ford Motor Company, they will work for us, as long as they don't develop a conscience and intelligence of their own and create a Terminator 2-Matrix world. GSL Enterprises: Where Robot Capital is #1."