Dr. Pastel joins the cast of Dr. 90210

Hollywood, CA (GSP). Dr. Rey, move over. In an effort to stop rehashing old material, the E! Network has announced that Dr. Pastel will join the cast of their hit reality television show Dr. 90210. This is in response to a marketing survey that concludes Americans are tired of watching breast implant surgeries and are looking for new innovations in plastic surgery. The show will track Dr. Pastel through his Akron, OH practice, as he shows the hungry American public the intricacy of post-death celebrity plastic surgery. The first episode will show him making an 89 year old corpse named Ruth look like Bette Midler, a dying wish of hers. He will perform drastic facial reconstruction, liposuction, and showcase his mastery of hiding scars on non-healing dead flesh. The episode is also humorous, as it shows the charismatic personality and joking demeanor of Dr. Pastel as he cracks jokes in the operating room and manages his mortgage at home during his free time. Expect new things this season from this popular show.