Random House Releases Buchanan's Book on the Modern Man

London, UK (GSP). Random House United Kingdom announced today that Elmo Buchanan's book "The Rules of Manhood: Nature not Nurture" will be published and distributed in August 2006. Buchanan's book is a disturbing but true look at how man's insticts have been inhibited in a matriarchal world that emphasizes unnatural womanly nurturing virtues. He meaningfully examine's how instinctual Nietzschian ideals have been supressed and that manhood is on the verge of collapse forever. Topics examined include the death of the American muscle car, government's regulation of manly big business, the man's salad, the castration of men by ice cream and sugar manufactoring, and how woman should not get time off to have babies. Timeless quotes from this book include "We are a nation of men raised by women" and "Any man who has ever eaten a blondie is a woman. I like my brownies and cookies and ice cream made out of beef" Random House has awarded the largest book contract in the history of publishing on the basis of 10 pages of this book. The book is currently being translated from its original German.