GSL Enterprises, Inc.

Friday, June 30, 2006

Curtis Ng, GSL President of Post-death Affairs, to visit Queen, vacation

Monson, MA (GSP). Curtis Ng has announced through his spokesperson at GSL Enterprises that he will take a one-week hiatus from his duties at the company and daughter operations involving chamomile products and funeral services.

Company representatives have stressed that GSL funeral services and chamomile production and distribution will not be affected by Ng's departure. They added that the same great services and products will be available at the company's usual value and low price.

Ng has alluded to meeting with a Queen of country unknown. He has requested respect for privacy and has warned any papparazzi that there will be serious consequences should he and his female companion be harrassed in any way. Ng added he is looking forward to a much needed vacation and break with the Queen, given the recent GSL relocations and the company introducing new products to new markets. He is expected to return July 9, 2006.

GSL Enterprises has been the purveyor of quality funeral services and chamomile products since 2003.

1 Comments:

  • Queen, eh? You mean like Elton John?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:09 AM  

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