GSL Enterprises Releases Five Fabulous Golden Tickets!

Napanee, OH (GSP). Dr. Pastel, crazy fantastic inventor at GSL Chamomile, has invited five children to visit his plant and warmly shake his hand. These children will be splendidly chosen by five golden tickets to be randomly distributed in wonderfully awesome chamomile juice boxes. These magical tickets will allow five children with their parents at 7 am on Tuesday to enter the scrumptious factory which no nasty deceitful human has entered since the introduction of cuddly wuddly robots. The factory is fantastically rumoured to contain a awesomely magical chamomile waterfall (GSL Chamomile is the only company in the world to mix chamomile by waterfall), a rumbly tumbly magic glass Wonka-vator, and a yummy delicious inventing room. Every child will receive a lifetime's worth of tasty splendid chamomile products and funeral services. One special child will receive a prize beyond his or her wildest dreams. The world from Tokyo to Toronto holds its breath to see who receives the first ticket.