GSL Announces Pet Funeral Services

Akron OH (GSP). GSL announced today that they will start to offer a service for pet owners and pets with affordable pet embalming. Dr. Amar Pastel has provided a cost analysis and risk assessment and has concluded that it will be a profitable and marketable product to provide GSL consumers, as well as instill loyalty to the company.

Pastel said that no pet would be excluded, from guppies to puppies, gerbils to parrots. He added that this is not taxidermy, but that pets would be preserved for only a short time: long enough for a wake and burial and that they will decompose in a safe, biodegradable way.

Futures analysts have said this is the most innovative of GSL's business decisions in recent hours.