New GSL Contest: Submit a Caption!

Akron OH (GSP). In an attempt to boost morale, and place GSL Enterprises on the shiny side of "cool", public relations representatives for the chamomile products and funeral services business have produced a fun way to show the fun side of the company. It is a "submit-a-caption" contest where readers of GSPress and fans of the company can make commentary on a funny picture that involves GSL Enterprises in some way. Winners of the contest can win $100 worth of chamomile lotion products, $50 towards a funeral pyre, or a romp in the hay with celeb-embalmer Dr. Amar Pastel. The winner will be decided by a panel consisting of one member: Dr. Amar Pastel.

The first picture can be seen below:


Submitted captions:
"Some people pay a lot of money for two pussies in one picture."
- Walter Feegis

"He looks happier than with his college friends."
- Horatio Q. Birdbath

"Is he finishing up with the cat, or just getting ready to have his way with it?"
- Bestiality Brian

"Shouldn't the dick be limp, and not the pussy?"
- Carlton D'Juballe

"After an hour of pleasure, Amar felt somewhat ashamed. Then he saw how hot he was!"
- Perverted Pete

Submit yours in the comments section!