GSL Enterprises, Inc.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Pastel caught looking at pictures on the internet. Asked to stop by management.

Akron, OH (GSP). Dr. Pastel was called into management of GSL Enterprises today for an emergency meeting regarding his internet useage while at his desk in the corporate headquarters. He was called there due to complains from his robot coworkers.
Robot X stated"I would be walking by and look at him clicking away in his cubicle. A quick glance over his shoulder revealed what all the clicking was about. We are professionals, it was inappropriate, and I was offended."
Allegedly, Dr. Pastel was looking at google images of Chris Cornell, of Soundgarden and Audioslave fame, that day and for the previous few months Many of the pictures were reported to be half-naked.

"I was doing research for a little old man that wanted a post-death makeover to look like the rockstar. He even put in his will that 'if I could look like any man, I would look like Chris Cornell,'" said Pastel to GSL Management during investigation. Corporate counsel Dimejios-Ogun would not comment on the language in the will, but did release the statement that "there was no mention of Chris Cornell in the will."

GSL Management has asked Pastel to stop looking at pictures of Chris Cornell on company machines and during company hours.

1 Comments:

  • chris cornell - what a pervert!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:44 PM  

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