Pastel, best friend Howie Mandel, jive the Chinese, arrested for racism and muffin pants incident

Friendship, AL (GSP) Dr. Amar Pastel, beleaguered embalmer for GSL Enterprises, was caught last night on a bender with long-time friend Howie Mandel engaging in inappropriate and racist behavior at the local Japanese bowling alley. In the wee hours of the night, Pastel and Mandel were seen extremely drunk and snapping pictures of each other with fake hats and eye makeup. They were creating a disruption after yelling in exaggerated Asian accents and stuffing each other’s pants with muffins. Many patrons were rather offended by the “ching-chonging” throughout.

This is not the first time the Pastel-Mandel duo has been charged with disorderly conduct. In 2003, both were cited for public urination; in 2004, they were charged with public defecation and the last incident involved public masturbation in a mall’s Hot Topic store.

Pastel and Mandel were carted off by police and will likely face prison time and perversion rehabilitation at the Gibson-Richards Center for Racism and Perversion Therapy, in New York.

Whether this will be the wake up call finally heeded by Pastel remains to be seen. Publicity spokespeople for GSL Enterprises and Pastel did not immediately return calls to the GSP.