Carrot Top new Eyes guitarist; Police recommend put trash in bins, or recycle

Nashville, TN (GSP). In a bizarre publicity stunt to promote his new band, many media analysts believe pictures of famed GSL embalmist Dr. Amar Pastel paired with comedian-bodybuilder Carrot Top have been placed on empty bus seats as a ploy to penetrate the consciousness of the public. The pictures are in frames and have been placed in prominent places to make them look they were mistakenly left on the bus. However, photoshop experts have claimed the pictures are a fake. Publicists for Carrot Top had no comment and the affable comedian claims to have never heard of “this Amar Pastel pervert” in a phone conversation on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Pastel has responded by asking, “Has someone found my precious picture of me and my best friend? I would like it back – we need it to start the band. We already have a sick visionary guitarist. Do you know any drummers?”

Claiming that the picture is “priceless” and “treasured” and a “secret,” Pastel did not know what to say when told that several of these pictures have appeared on empty bus seats across 14 major metropolitan areas in the US. He claims that there is only one picture, and that is the picture that is lost. He said the first person to deliver it to him may be the one “who is mature enough for future national exposure.”

Police in these areas have not had any complaints about this strange marketing ploy and encourage all people to properly dispose of rubbish in appropriate bins.