Attention: Pervert On the Loose!

Akron, OH (GSP). Community watch officials met today to discuss the growing problem of perversion in the city's neighborhoods. Numerous white women have been reporting occasions of peeping toms invading their privacy by watching them without their permission.

"I go out to walk my dog and this creepy brown guy watches me. Sometimes he follows me, but he never speaks to me or asks me out on a date," says Mary (name has been changed for security purposes), a University of Akron qualitative sciences student.

Mary recently met with a police sketch artist to compose a picture of the suspected peeping tom. Together, they were able to piece together a picture of the perpretrating pervert (above). Mary later compared this sketch to police files of known perverts in the area. "That's the one," she said when faced with a picture of Dr. Amar Pastel, a local businessman, brown guy, and big fricking pervert.

Police are looking for Dr. Amar Pastel who disappeared last Wednesday after a domestic dispute with his girlfriend J. Krakow. He has been seen frequenting japanese bowling alleys. Police ask citizens to please call 1-800-PASTEL-PERVERT if they have any information regarding his whereabouts or wherewithalls.