Amar Pastel doppelgänger spotted downtown Nashville; extremely popular, good smelling according to GSL robot

Nashville TN (GSP). While vacationing in Nashville, a GSL employee robot spotted a man who had the same name as embittered GSL embalmer Dr. Amar Pastel. This man was also a Punjabi- Mexican- American from the continent of Pakistan, as identified by the extraordinarily high artificial intelligence employee robot, the Robo-GSL-M94P7. Bearing a remarkable resemblance to Dr. Pastel, this brown individual, Mr. Pastel, could have been mistaken as a younger brother.

Robo-GSL, the most advanced robot on the GSL employee robot fleet, spent a stint working for Dr. Pastel several years ago, observing his perverted embalming for many months. In Nashville, Robo-GSL used a central processor to access his retrospective memory to compare the behaviors of the two Pastels. The results were terrifying… for Dr. Pastel.

Indeed, Mr. Pastel was much more successful in practically all realms compared to Dr. Pastel, save making a bed with his teeth and eating a signature “Gordo” burger. While Dr. Pastel remains social awkward, Mr. Pastel is rated as “one smooth cat”, talking the panties off cute girls, and making lots of money with savvy business decisions. The number of Facebook friends Mr. Pastel had eclipsed Dr. Pastel’s list. Facebook lists are a true barometer for social success, and success in life, in general. Robo-GSL also linked the scent of Mr. Amar Pastel to what James Bond probably smells like; while the robot identified the stink of Dr. Pastel to plain potato chips and mustard-and-kraft-singles sandwiches.

It is possible this Dr. Pastel-fetch, is completely unrelated to the famous embalmer. However, tabloid expert Jonny Coggins said the damage to Dr. Pastel’s reputation may be absolutely irreversible. He said, “This wonderful GSL robot identified a person that shares the exact same attributes as Dr. Pastel, many of which Dr. Pastel-supporters have used to excuse his perverted behaviors and failings. These arguments no longer hold any water.”

Coggins continued, “Let’s look at the facts. It is not the name “Amar Pastel”. Proof! It is not his race. Proof! It is not his skin color. Proof! It is not his education. Proof! All of Dr. Pastel’s failings and unpopularity can be attributed to his horrible personality, lack of character, and the fact that he is the worst pervert Ohio has ever encountered.”

GSL Enterprises released no official statement regarding this news. Robo-GSL is currently planning the next leg of his journey to Georgia. It is rumored Robo-GSL is interested in hearing stories about salaries of the top earners in the state.