Pastel Patents Peeling Product, GSL Derides as “Useless” Banana Device

West Palm Beach FL (GSP). Dr. Amar Pastel, cutting-edge embalmer and budding entrepreneur/ inventor has patented a unique banana peeling device, equipped with razors and pins to get you to the meat of the torpedo-shaped fruit fast. The machine is described by Pastel as, “The first automatized banana-peeling platform ever created.” Designed to remove the skin of the banana “doucement” and slipping it off easily and smoothly, Pastel has said his peeling machine is the “best in the business.” He continued, “if you are like me and you want to have that banana in your mouth fast and now, waiting around is unbearable. With my special peeler, you can have the skin off and the fleshy fruit in your mouth and be swallowing its goodness in seconds!”

Pastel has self-reportedly positioned himself to receive investments from GSL Enterprises to get his product off the ground. However, representatives for GSL have claimed otherwise, saying they only have a contract with Pastel as an “embalming consultant.” The contract has never included any clauses about investing in banana peeling inventions. CEO Elmo Buchanan has said this product is “useless” and “looks like it was designed for a school assignment by a student who was too unimaginative to come up with a practical invention.” Studies have shown that increased television watching may lead to a decrease in creative imagination.

Pastel though is confident that his peeling machine will be on the market soon. “It has to be,” Pastel said, “this is my brain child and I want to make sure everyone gets their fruit. Fruits don’t get enough respect anymore, and I feel it is my duty for people to understand what being a fruit and nourishing people is all about.” He slowly peeled a banana with his invention, took a bite and thoughtfully added, “My goodness this banana feels so good in my mouth.” Then he swallowed and smiled as the thick banana juice dribbled down his chin, sparkling in the Florida sun.