Scandal Rocks the Business World; Dr, Pastel Indicted

Washington, D.C. (GSP). US News reports indictment proceedings against Dr. Rama Pastel, CPA, on allegations of insider trading. Reportedly, Dr. Pastel took a stock tip from Martha Stewart, with whom he is said to have relations, securing $50,000 in his illegal activities. Dr. Pastel is currently under house-arrest in his hill-side mansion in Akron, Ohio. His attorney Dimejios Ashley, JD, has responded with no comment.

Legal and financial analysts for Fox News are unsure on how these allegations will affect GSL Enterprises, of which Dr. Pastel is Junior CFO. Allan Greenspan has been called to an emergency meeting to possibly raise federal bank reserve requirements to head off rampant inflation this scandal is predicted to drive. Despite the disturbing turn of events, stock for GSL Enterprises rose another $.02 today on the NYSE, contributing to this quarter's wave of bullish market activity. More news to follow.